Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
