My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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