Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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