You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
