he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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