I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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