I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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