i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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