JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
