When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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