Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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