he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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