apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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