that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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