Just fell off a train. Bad.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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