someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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