Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So much Jack, so little girl.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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