We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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