we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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