Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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