if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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