Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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