i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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