i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We just shotgunned beers for America
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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