so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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