i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize