oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
So many bounce houses so little time
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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