Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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