Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
