their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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