im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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