I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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