a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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