Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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