hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So much rum. So many feels.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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