i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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