i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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