if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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