just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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