Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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