The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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