Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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