remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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