The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Randomize
