don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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