Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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