so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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