I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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