I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize