Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Randomize
