you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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