Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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